Shimmering Samson sighed, scratching his head. "Well, we failed. This 'Kinky Crusader' has made fools out of us! They aren't even the most powerful villain we've faced! How is this possible!?"

Milton looked at his tablet and tapped on it, swiping through the profiles of heroes working for the Association. "Well... uh, sir... I have a theory. Since you hire people based on their powers, purity, and commitment to justice, none of our heroes are very sexually experienced, and are thus extremely vulnerable to even the slightest bit of sexual stimulation-"